m28 in idea barrages

If Doogie Howser had been a therapist instead of a medical doctor, it could’ve been called “Doogie Howser, Child Psychologist”.

A French light beer called “Oui Oui”.

An Applebees ad involving Dave Coulier’s terrible woodchuck character that ends on the line “eatin’ wood in the neighborhood”.

Whenever I hear about the maple syrup “sugaring off” events, I always imagine that’s just a really mild Canadian insult. Like “aw, go sugar off, buddy!”

Just to annoy people, pronounce Chipotle as if it rhymed with “Chip-Yodel”, and never stop pretending you’re the correct one.

Going stag to a dance is hard to bring yourself to.

Someone in heating needs to have a jingle with the rhythm of “Cleopatra / Comin’ atcha!” (the greatest slant rhyme of all time) that goes “Insulation / Installation!” It just works.

A service that delivers you someone to scapegoat for your problems called DoorMat.