m26 in idea barrages

If you mix pumpkin spice beer with lemonade, that’s a Boo Radler, delicious enough to kill a mockingbird.

The next step up is to mash up public domain properties with pop stars. “Steamboat Billie Eilish” for example.

Why say “my favourite knife” when you can say “baeblade”?

“Big Head Todd wasn’t the monster,” he explained didactically, “Big Head Todd was the monster’s FRONTMAN.”

“Small breasts are beautiful too!” he reassured her, “Your double-As put a charge in me!”

A future attempt by Apple to sell a digital version of hallucinogenic journeys called iAhuasca.

When someone throws caramelized crust at you and you reflexively duck, that’s the mallard reaction.

The optimal name for a band in the year 2025 is, of course, “Steve Harvey Oswald”.