m18 in idea barrages

There is not a border crisis, there is not an immigration crisis, there is a humanitarian crisis and a crisis of lack of empathy. There are people suffering and there is our moral imperative to help them and that’s it. Everything else is racism and selfishness.

A match-making site to align you with your perfect cookie called Crumblr.

Pirates don’t wear socks, they don shantyhose.

This probably isn’t true but I like to BELIEVE that the British call tortilla chips “corn crisps”.

It’s still wild that there was an infomercial blender named “The Magic Bullet” after the slug that slew Jack Kennedy. It’d be like naming your soldering gun “The Lee Harvey Oswelder”.

If Horus’ lids are closed because he’s sleeping, it’s an Eye of Snorus.

I see where we’ve gotten so through the looking glass on The Culture Wars (TM) that now when a performance is simply bad and unentertaining, the performer reflexively claims that it’s actually that the audience was offended. Neat. Great. Grand. This is going so well.

A parody of Ben Folds ARMY about Japanese cooking called UMAMI.