m16 in idea barrages

“Did you ever hear the tale of Doc Plagueis The Mad? They say he could use the Force to control… time itself…”

I just saw the grossest sounding phrase in the history of the language in a Youtube ad: “Wet Leg’s Premium Afterparty”.

A movie about biker warlocks called “Leader of the Pact”.

If you line up a bunch of the boxes for the sides from Arbys that have the big “A” on them together, it looks like they’re screaming AAAAAAAAAAA in terror… which makes sense.

Whenever anyone says “Everything’s bigger in Texas!” the best response is “Including human rights violations!”

Obsessing on your home’s airflow is a good way to end up hyperventilating.

From the best to the very worst, every single human being to have ever lived is better as a person than as an idea or an ideal. Statues on pedestals can only sit changeless until they fall and break. People can surprise you, people can evolve.

My brain shifted from mashing up the Beatles “Oh Bla Di Oh Bla Dah” with the Beasties “Sure Shot” to the Muppets “Muppet or A Man?” with Sinatra’s “My Way”. That’s how my brain is going this morning.