m14 in idea barrages

A parody of “American Woman” about AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.

You don’t “have Taco Bell for dinner”. You might eat it. You may well consume it. Your body will absorb it and attempt to draw power from it, sure. But “dinner”? I think we’d be insulting dinner to say that.

Can’t spell “obliterated” without “literate”! I… don’t know what this means, metaphorically. I’m just pointing it out.

Do not train other people’s children to call rhinoceroses “Horny Bois” just before they go on a trip to the zoo, unless you want the world to be a more magical place.

A man is horrified to discover his new girlfriend is secretly a fortune teller in THE SCRYING GAME.

Put a little ghost pepper powder in your Cool Ranch Doritos bag. Shake vigorously. Congratulations, you have Cruel Ranch Doritos.

A Warren G parody about the Wendy’s Baconator called “Baconate”.

A theme park dark boat ride based around THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST featuring the jaunty song “A Pilate’s Life For Me”.