m8 in idea barrages

A next-gen video game about THE FACTS OF LIFE could involve a 3-D Tootie.

The most scientifically perfect strap-on and it’s called The Bigs-Hoseon.

All you need for an “angry” review on youtube is the ability to scream and mispronounce things.

On the local news website’s storm closings, there’s a church called “Jesus Never Fails” and it says “Services and Activities Cancelled” and I don’t care how pious you are, that’s just funny.

A shirt with that inscrutable death-metal band font but when you actually read it, it just says “SVENGOOLIE”.

If you have the guts to eat the little packet in the jerky, desiccant becomes desiccan.

Did Burger King ever rewrite the lyrics to the Backstreet Boys “That Way” into “Your Way” for the Whopper? Seems like an unforced error if they didn’t.

Eight inches of snow or, as they call it, a “Buffalo dusting”.