m4 in idea barrages

Both extremes of I.P. discourse kill culture as we know it & no one wants solutions that actually work. If you let pseudo-AI run rampant, no one makes anything new simple there’s no cash in it. If you let corps lock everything, they won’t ALLOW anything new as simple reiteration is easy guaranteed money. But neither the edge-lords or corporate ass-kissers will budge for something sane so here we are.

The only mugs worth fighting over in stores are Flintstones McDonalds glass mugs and they should never cost more than $2.99 at thrift stores and I’d like to somehow build an entire shack or shed out of them as the main building material.

A potato gang war between the Spuds and the Crisps.

Comparing a little tipsy and full-on drunk, the difference is staggering.

A parody of late Weezers execrable “Hash Pipe” about a deli called “Ham Slice”. “Ohhhhhhh, you got your head cheese…”

A great name for a band: Declaration of Codependence.

Head-canon that the story in THE CRAFT was the founding of the primordial version of the Bene Gesserit sisterhood in DUNE.

A parody of Elvis’s “Suspicious Minds” about zombies: “Delicious Minds”.