a30 in idea barrages

Wendy’s had the lock on “eating barely-acceptable chili in a solarium” market and they just threw it away. When you have a segment cornered, you gotta hold onto it for dear life, but no. They really thought their killer app was “meat with right angles”. Sad.

If you’re not into using “merman” as the masculine form of “mermaid”, have you considered “minnowtaur”?

Why say “school desk” when you can say “LEARNITURE”?

An intricate machine that gets impolite people speared by professional wrestlers as punishment would be a Rude Goldberg device.

A Marilyn Manson parody specifically for Jersey involving the line “we’re all stars now / in the pork roll / we’re all stars”.

A song parody about French sauces called “Lady Rémoulade”.

Food YouTuber Molly Baz is the whitest human being to ever white.

The seating most likely to revert to violence in a Dennys is known as the John Wilkes Booth.