a28 in idea barrages

There is something deeply unnerving about the idea of being treated in a hospital named after a chain of casinos. Like, you’re just cosmically asking for it.

If you look north and suddenly the night sky lights up to color your face, that’s just Aurora L’Orealis.

Where there’s a Steamboat Willie, there’s a Steamboat Wayie.

I bet the porno version of Steamboat Willie will totally downplay the contributions of Chubb Iwerks.

Why say “underseas journalists” when you can say “hydraulic press”?

The Grinch’s full name is Theolonius Grinch. You mistook a nickname for an article.

Why say “let’s go surfing!” when you can say “wanna go waterboarding?”

In the shower, my brain just kept on mashing up “Almost heaven, West Virginia, doot doot doot, lookin’ out my back-door” over and over and over again.