Fun letter I wrote for Rocky in Second 1st

Mama Turney,

My husband and I moved to the frozen North (Michigan). After staying our first winter, I have no idea why, but here we are. Amongst, things we miss in our previous state of TENNESSEE are your lovely Chocolate Pie’s. The only thing we have found to compare it to is a frozen Dolly Parton Decedent Chocolate pie. It’s just not as good. I’m trying to find a way to get a few pies occasionally for my husband who I’m not sure will not live without them.

The man who stepped up in my husband’s life when he was a child passed away at the beginning of the year. I sent him down to TN with almost every penny we had for his father’s memorial. He came back with 4 pies.... he’s about to run out as the last one is defrosting on the counter.

Please, advise me on how I can get my hands on some more WITHOUT driving to the closest location (200 miles away) where I can buy them.

I am not a store. I’m just a lady looking to get some pies. In case you know a secret, or a way I can collaborate with you Let me know! Please, don’t send me a canned response. I’m pouring my heart out here.

Missing you,
Jennifer Webster.

It’s funny but all kinds of correct and to the point. We are having a good laugh I just sent it!