a22 in idea barrages

No orgy’s feast is complete without at least one braisin’ strumpet.

A Dire Straits parody about Bart Simpson, David and Dennis the Menace called “Sultans of Sling”.

A card game of tame humour Mr. Rogers would approve of called “Cardigans Against Humanity”.

When you overexplain jewelry, you’re being pendantic.

I’m surprised Hooters never tried selling 64 oz mugs of Natty Light as “Big Naturals”, to be honest. If you’re going to be horrifyingly sexist, like, at least lean into the wordplay. Like “Big Johnson” shirts in the 90s. The pun takes a little of the edge off the misogyny.

The Lion King didn’t want to resort to cannibalism during The Great Famine, but a dead king is no use to his kingdom, so eventually he swallowed his pride.

There isn’t a vegetarian place in Disney World called SALADDINS! and all it took me to come up with the idea was hearing the song from Aladdin after the sleep aid kicked in to get there. You marketing people have no excuse for your lack of creative vision.

Celebrity tech billionaire Buchenwald “Buck” Melon is losing money on everything he owns except the lucrative child-slave emerald mine his dad gave him. But the slaves rise up against him thru Rube Goldberg traps, in the family comedy UNSUPERVISED MINORS. Macaulay Culkin as Buck.