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Imprisoned for his many serious crimes, Paul Blart tries to escape his prison by evading the warden Paul Rudd, who turns out to act for the money but his real passion is prison wardening and it’s called PAUL RUDD: BLART COP.

French Stewart was the poor man’s Andy Dick until Andy Dick himself became the poor man’s Andy Dick. French Stewart is now just waiting for a call from the Stewarts ice cream chain on his “French Stewarts” French Vanilla ice cream flavour pitch.

A parody of O.P.P. about lonely people ordering stuff from home shopping just for human contact. “You down with QVC / They’ll talk to me / You don’t with QVC / They’ll talk to me”.

Why say “unable to accept responsibility for your actions” when you can say “Copioid Addiction”?

A gang of surfing lawyers called The Liability Wavers.

A parody of “Volare” about Harambe? “Harambe, whoa oa oa oa, I’m sorry, whoa oa oa oa”.

External validation is a sucking chest wound that rips more and larger holes, even as it rushes in to fill in that first void. The more volume it takes up, the more you tear apart from the inside and the more you’ll need the next time.

The mumble-core rap to stadium pop-country pipeline kinda makes sense because they’re the 2nd & 1st lowest effort genres of pop music with a possibility for profit respectively. It’s not about art or expression, it’s about the lowest resistance path to fame.