a20 in idea barrages

Batman can create fresh soup with a single word via the power of the butlerguy effect.

A soundbath but only of Goofy’s sub-linguistic utterances. No words but lots of Goofy’s sounds.

Remember that week we all pretended that it wasn’t insane that people from D.C. call hot dogs “glizzies”? Everybody points to The Gregorian Chant fad as the ultimate weird zeitgeist hiccup but don’t sleep on “glizzy”. What was THAT all about?

It turns out that the Citrus Bowl this year was the “Cheez-It Citrus Bowl” and, like, how gross does Cheez-It Citrus sound? Almost as gross as a game that only exists for gamblers and sentimental alumni.

The idea of memeing on the public domain status of early Mickey was so much funnier than the actual memeing that is going down.

You gotta honour & accept & understand your mistakes if you wanna build a better self. Laughing off or burying the past leads to repetition of it. It wasn’t all good & it wasn’t all bad. Neither were they, neither were you. To change you must also continue.

Outside of poorly written fan-fic, has anyone ever actually called their roommate “roomie”?

There’s a lot more money and fame in stand-up by exploiting “the culture wars” from one side or the other than by actually being funny. Most people don’t consume “comedy” to laugh, they consume it to have their worldview justified. Be funny anyway.