a16 in idea barrages

In Emo Mario Brothers, Mario jumps on Gloombas.

The merger of the XFL and USFL needs to go into anti-trust court as they are creating a monopoly on “names for football teams that sound like names for baseball teams on unlicensed NES games in 1988”.

Considering Data has a palette swap twin just like Super Mario, does that make him Loreigi?

Your religious cult associated with the next solar eclipse will be called “The Path of Totality”.

Another thing I’d do if I had more money than I’d ever need would be to commission a Final Fantasy-style cinematic JRPG based on the history’s most middle-of-the-road sitcom in history “Wings”.

If I had to start a band instruments store, I would definitely call it BRASS PRO SHOP.

YOU LOVE THE SUBS, THE A-TEAM SUBS, THEY’VE GOT A PEPPARD BAR!

Why say “navel” or “belly button” when you can say “gut plug”?