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A marijuana product review show called “Highly Recommended”.

In hell, the only thing you can eat is Tarnation Instant Breakfast.

A firework that shoots noodles cooked by the flames called a Ramen Candle.

The Hamburglar’s birth name was Hamilton R. Burglar. Of the Montauk Burglars!

It’s amazing and sad and beautiful that Tom Cruise has survived so many bonkers movie stunts but the odds are that at some point, he will be accidentally stepped on by a 5‘8” man and that will be his ignominious end.

A god is just a monster you think you have a little sway with.

If your shrink is teaching you how to breathe, that’s a respiratory therapist.

A musical about an insane toymaker with an army of magical creatures that make little trucks called TONKA.