m11 in idea barrages

Devo’s “Whip It” being a Doritos ad is both the culmination and refutation of Devo’s legacy, all at once. A gross sell-out and a glorious culmination, simultaneously. We are legion, I suppose.

America’s Christmas Day tradition should be Bob Altman’s POPEYE musical. I’m not wrong.

A Houston football team is playing a Tennessee football team but the Tennessee football team has the oil derrick on their hats. Man, like, the sports relocation carousel leads to some weird weird things.

Your Philadelphia-region Grateful Dead cover act will be called “Uncle Jawn’s Band”.

A Dylan parody called “Nipple Twist of Fate”.

How was “his knees become gelatin, ain’t got no melanin” not a lyric is Eminem’s LOSE YOURSELF?

Why say “handmaiden who sleeps with the tzarina’s potential lovers to see if they have venereal diseases” when you can say “rash test dummy”?

The Reading Rainbow theme but about Dune. “Giant worm in the sand, nothing will touch your hand, it’s only pain, don’t go insane, a Gom Jabbaro”