m9 in idea barrages

A cereal with transparent bran flakes and almond clusters called “Post Nut Clarity”.

Randy Newman is a failed attempt at cloning Tom Waits.

Here we are, puttin’ the “dung” in “Bildungsroman”.

A Dune-based Velvet Underground parody called “Paul’s Blue Eyes”.

You’d be getting the same effect out of asking people to say “Teeth!” before a photo as “Cheese!” but it would also work on a couple of levels.

“In My Life” on an ad for Amazon just feels so awful. They’re working their people to death so some guy can get three mega-yachts this Christmas instead of two and… here’s one of the most beautiful love songs ever written. It just squicks hard.

A man discovers a conspiracy wherein he is being auctioned off by the secret shadow post office and the currency being used for his ownership is giant sour gummy worms in “The Crying of Vat 19”.

Is there a version of the Old Fashioned drink with tequila called an Olé Fashioned?