m5 in idea barrages

  • March 5, 2025, midnight
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  1. A magical tow truck? Sounds like winch-craft to me.

  2. Why say “string bean wholesaler” when you can say “pod dealer”?

  3. So many commercials for prescription medicines end with someone painting I start to wonder if maybe a compulsion to paint is one of the side effects.

  4. ALF became popular at a very interesting time in our cultural history, just barely late enough to have realized that calling his fans “ALFohilics” would be insensitive.

  5. Successful novelists are one of the few kinds of human where when they die, someone else still living becomes their ghost.

  6. We’ll never get a Scooby-Doo / Law and Order: SVU crossover but it doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t get one.

  7. You can purchase lingerie that actually contains ten useful tools like a bottle opener and a corkscrew, if you go to Victorinox’s Secret.

  8. An X-Men buddy cop type story starring Multiple Man and Apocalypse called “Divide and Conquer”.


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