m1 in idea barrages

Why say “docking” when you can say “Johnson & Johnson”?

A murder mystery about the death of a rich big game hunter where no one wants to solve the mystery because everyone is glad he’s dead called “Pithing in the Wind”.

You better watch out, he’s going to cry, he’s going to shout, I’m telling you why, Santa Claus has emotional disorders.

It takes so little to turn a house of ill repute into a house of chill repute.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Laugh at your own jokes and you’re the worst talk show host in the history of the medium.

Private colleges are closing because people are realizing we live in a society where the cost of higher education is so insane it’s not worth taking on the debt to attain it. A civilized society requires things like education & health care be centrally-funded if it wants to grow.

Your new rap name is Timochet Chalomee.

Facebook Marketplace is the online dating of buying stuff and I mean this in the absolute worst way possible.