fb15 in poetry

Why say “winter snow removal budget” when you can say “slush fund”?

Why say “lingerie” when you could say “hornaments”?

When you sensually kiss, stroke and suck a girl clown’s beep nose, that’s called “funnilingus”.

Falling asleep during a tedious wait for something, that’s just video game fast travel mode, but for reality.

Hunger Games Hungry Man Teevee Dinners - May The Odds Be Forever In Your Flavour!

Nobody says evitable anymore. Was evitable’s death inevitable?

Zaxxon! (clap clap) Zaxxoff! (clap clap clap) Zaxxon, Zaxxoff, The Zaxxer! (clap clap)

When Optimus Prime first transformed, he realized he was having an auto-body experience.