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If you think about it, every wheat field is really just a potential beer garden.

I hope the next Godzilla flick is called “The Square Root of Godzilla”. I hope it’s middle-school math titles all the way down.

People who call the President “Commander in Chief” outside of a direct military context were all at the January 6 treason riot.

I don’t think it’s so much that I have an absurd sense of humour, really, I think I just am not inured to the ways in which our society is tragically monstrously un-serious and I feel the need to point it out.

A ramekin doesn’t sound like a container for soup or baked desserts. It sounds like a really brutal medieval breaching tool! “They’ve barred the castle doors, fetch… THE RAMEKIN!” “Yes, my liege!”

You can sing “Shohei Ohtani” with the same rhythm as “Eleanor Rigby” and someone needs to do something about this.

Imagine House of 1,000 Corpses but with Disney characters and it’s called Mouse of 1,000 Corpses.

A “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” type team-up of American folk heroes like Johnny Appleseed, Paul Bunyan, Pecos Bill, John Henry the Steel Drivin’ Man, Rosie The Riveter, etc, to defeat King Kong is only undone by King Kong not being in the public domain.