fb3 in idea barrages

  • Feb. 2, 2025, 7:11 p.m.
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  1. A parody of Raffi’s “Baby Beluga” about gingko biloba.

  2. Ah, tennis match fixing to skew gambling. The Racket Racket.

  3. A parody of the George of the Jungle theme that involves the line “Belle, Belle, Belle and Sebastian, watch out for that twee!”

  4. You can’t tell anyone else how to feel and expect it to work. At very best, you can walk people down the same path of realization that you walked down and hope it works. That’s all. You push too hard, people just dig their heels in more. It takes a light touch and that’s okay.

  5. The line between nobly holding onto a memory & breaking your own hands in the act of never being able to let go, I’ll never know where that line is. I sometimes wonder, if there’s an afterlife, if I hold them back selfishly from moving on with my frightened nostalgic winge-ings.

  6. It’s December 1st! Quickly, everyone, go to your cabinets and put on your Advent Colander! Strain all your unchristmassy thoughts out through the holes!

  7. An album of country-and-western U2 covers called ACHTUNG, BUBBA.

  8. And then there is, of course, the chemical that carries melancholic sadness throughout your blood vessels, emoglobin.


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