j18 in idea barrages
- Jan. 18, 2025, 12:12 a.m.
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Maybe the REAL monster was the friend Frankenstein made along the way.
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Keurig machines are so janky that after about six months, every one of them has this specific series of extra operations to make them actually work. Press it down twice, slam the side, jiggle the reservoir. Each has a secret catch like 1955 Biff’s car in Back to the Future 2.
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Thing is, you need to know, I’m not naive, I’m not unobservant, I’m not stupid. If I seem overly optimistic about people, it’s because I’m trying to model positivity & I’m hoping for the best. Except in sports & politics, where I’m the most cynical jaded bastard on Earth.
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Think of me like a high-level Bard with Jack-of-All-Trades and 4 Expertise, not even counting multi-classing or feats, in 5E. I’m barely-competent at a whole lot of things but the few things I’m good at, I’m really really good at.
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I think my luchadore name would be “Rey Obviouso”.
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If you ever wanna pick a fight in Jersey, point out that Wawa is just a 7-11 with a Subway stapled on. Drives ‘em nuts.
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Why say you’re “partying in Tijuana” when you can say you’re “having a Baja Blast”?
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Have an ice cream antisocial. Go to the 31 Flavours and eat in a stoic wary silence.
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