j16 in idea barrages
- Jan. 16, 2025, 3:10 a.m.
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Why call them “tree ornaments” when you could call them “branch dressing”?
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Wars within an aristocracy to reshape the monarchy can be an heir-shaving experience
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I think it’d be fun if we started calling Staten Island “The Hermit Kingdom” like North Korea.
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A Tupperware bra called Upperware.
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When people talk about 3-D printer, act all confused, like you don’t know the concept, as if you think someone invented a printer so lightweight and portable it only has two dimensions. Throw ‘em a curveball!
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Maybe “Imagine Dragons” gets people to listen to their music because they end up just imagining really cool dragons and don’t notice how bad the actual music is. Like a magician’s prestige!
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She said she felt like a monster truck, impossibly tired.
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A parody of Blues Traveler’s “Hook” except it’s about the campfire tale that ends with finding a hook on the car bumper.
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