j12 in idea barrages

  • Jan. 11, 2025, 5:58 p.m.
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  1. I now demand a sequel to Angels in the Outfield where Satan helps New Jersey win a Stanley Cup called DEVILS ON THE ICE.

  2. I now demand slangs for ALL the D&D stats, Rizz, Stitz, Genz, Izzdo, Xtry and RENGT.

  3. You know what they say “lie down with accordionists, wake up with polka dots”.

  4. PEOPLE IN LOCAL ADVERTISING: Stop over-pronouncing, for God’s sake. Use contractions. Drop the “g” at the end of “ing” words. Speak colloquially. You probably aren’t a good enough actor to pull off “proper” English without sounding like you’re reading a cue card.

  5. MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE but Shrek plays Torgo and the devil dog is Donkey.

  6. Arts and crafts pirates be all like YAAAAAAAARN.

  7. In this nightmare, I was in a musical about New York City, but the awful version of New York City that rednecks who’ve never been 100 miles from their birthplaces THINK NYC is. It was kind of a musical making fun of the tourists who go there for musicals.

  8. Everyone is dragging the word “moist” as an inherently gross word but you’re all sleeping on “girth”. GIRTH. So uncomfortable, GIRTH.


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