nov 29 in idea barrages

  • Nov. 29, 2024, 6:46 a.m.
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  1. Upton Funk, diseased meat packing (woo) / Upton Funk, diseased meat packing (woo)

  2. Why say “sleep paralysis demon” when you can say “gets me stiff at night demon”?

  3. A Christmas parody of “No Diggity” based around the line “I like that little barn there, Nativity, Nativity”.

  4. A parody of ZZ Top’s “Legs” about a pathetic pick-up-artist trying to sleep with women through “negging” insults called “Negs”.

  5. The key to fucking like a monkee is having peter torque.

  6. I kind of want to see a parody film of The Santa Clause movies called The Satan Clause where some suburban schmuck accidentally kills the devil and is stuck having to figure out how to rule a fetid realm of eternal punishment.

  7. A head canon where Saturnalia had a wilder Santa Claus figure called Sal Invinctus.

  8. Maybe God demands that God’s name be spelled “Y-H-W-H” because God has irritable vowel syndrome.


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