nov 29 in idea barrages
- Nov. 29, 2024, 6:46 a.m.
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Upton Funk, diseased meat packing (woo) / Upton Funk, diseased meat packing (woo)
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Why say “sleep paralysis demon” when you can say “gets me stiff at night demon”?
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A Christmas parody of “No Diggity” based around the line “I like that little barn there, Nativity, Nativity”.
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A parody of ZZ Top’s “Legs” about a pathetic pick-up-artist trying to sleep with women through “negging” insults called “Negs”.
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The key to fucking like a monkee is having peter torque.
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I kind of want to see a parody film of The Santa Clause movies called The Satan Clause where some suburban schmuck accidentally kills the devil and is stuck having to figure out how to rule a fetid realm of eternal punishment.
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A head canon where Saturnalia had a wilder Santa Claus figure called Sal Invinctus.
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Maybe God demands that God’s name be spelled “Y-H-W-H” because God has irritable vowel syndrome.
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