Smelly in Hello

  • April 4, 2024, 12:13 p.m.
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Fell asleep early, woke up early.
I’m in need of a shower
My pits reek.
Then again a hot bath sounds great and my lower back does hurt a bit.
Oh, and serve me ribs as I lay in the tub, by candlelight.

Edit: I have a rash on my tum tum and it itches SOOO bad. Iodine and sandpaper, please.


Last updated April 04, 2024


RueMorgen June 23, 2024

styrofoam floats, homie. make your bath rib dreams come true!

J.E. RueMorgen ⋅ June 23, 2024

🤤

RueMorgen J.E. ⋅ June 23, 2024

I am SO hungry.

J.E. RueMorgen ⋅ June 23, 2024

I just got my boar's head turkey. Living the phat life.

RueMorgen J.E. ⋅ June 23, 2024

the bold jerk turkey one is tasty as hell. I want a sub now.

J.E. RueMorgen ⋅ June 23, 2024

Oh man. I was working in the deli when they introduced that line of spicy meat and cheeses. They had a jalapeno ham that didn't do well so they got ride of it. Not spicy, just the flavor of the pepper. LOVED that meat.

RueMorgen J.E. ⋅ June 23, 2024

ah you're a Publix cult member then, huh. lol that's cool. Jalapeno ham sounds very strange. nothing I wont try at least once though.

J.E. RueMorgen ⋅ June 23, 2024 (edited June 23, 2024)

Edited

Nah. They just paid better and were able to work around my school hours.

RueMorgen J.E. ⋅ June 23, 2024

That tracks. I hope you know I was only kidding. I'm sure you know what I mean though lol

J.E. RueMorgen ⋅ June 23, 2024

Yeah. I know you were kidding.

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