Smelly in Hello

Fell asleep early, woke up early.
I’m in need of a shower
My pits reek.
Then again a hot bath sounds great and my lower back does hurt a bit.
Oh, and serve me ribs as I lay in the tub, by candlelight.

Edit: I have a rash on my tum tum and it itches SOOO bad. Iodine and sandpaper, please.