Sly dealer in Bittersweet

My child was invited to two birthday parties today.

Yall this child.

Mom, Ms birthday is from 11-1 and the twins birthday is 1-3.
If I leave Ms birthday at 12 30 we can get to the twins house by 1 for their birthday and I can go to both!
She figured it out haha.

My daughter. Brilliant 9 year old child.
I am NOT spending my entire day from 11-3 at birthday parties with you.

Our water heater imploded so we need to replace that today. I cant spend the entire day taking you to birthday parties.
She picked the first birthday. Its at a trampoline park.