fb23 in idea barrages

The best name for a country-western drag queen has just been right there, all along, “Tanya Tucker”.

Wordsmith, wordsmyth, words, myth.

You know that cliche where they’re shocked how banged-up the hero is after the fight and the hero says “you should see the other guy”? I want that feeling on my death bed, but about the universe. I will be defeated, we all will, but let’s leave some marks, shall we?

A low-carb spaghetti called PASTABLE DENIABILITY.

ANIMORPHS was just David Cronenberg films for tweens.

Of course they’re called tongue depressors. You see there’s no popsicle on there and your tongue gets all depressed.

A horror film about supernatural forces hiding in abandoned big-box stores, growing stronger as e-commerce kills brick and mortar stores, called BED BATH AND BENEATH.

If I had any skill at writing light horror comedy, a movie about a future where zombies are used for low-skill jobs and a well-intentioned idealistic labour organizer tries to unionize them called “Undead Local 43” would’ve been fun.