Today I Am 41 in Hello

Looming on the horizon, as the day approached I became more and more depressed.

Now that it is here I just don’t care it’s my birthday. Big woo, I’ll go eat at an overpriced steakhouse.

I wish I had someone to spend it with that isn’t family. Some female companionship.

“Get yer Yankee ass off my property!”

“Protect my balls!”