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We need a word for a cultural product that one has zero interest in but feels like they should have interest in, for purposes of cultural momentum and nostalgic pressure. I would say “Lucasfilm” but that’s a little on the nose and trademarked, anyway.

It’s entirely possible that I actually have INCREDIBLE good luck but maybe I just keep wasting the juju on, like, not getting hit by cars and not contracting deadly diseases. No lotto or discovery at the soda fountain counter, however, no disembowelment by meteor, either.

Why do we call them “underboobs” when we could call them “titpits”?

If you see me switching to iced coffee, you know the heat index is dire. (I am drinking iced coffee.)

In reality, of course, there are certainly films I would want to see less than “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3” but in terms of sheer revulsion to everything in a trailer, that movie has to be right up there. I’d only see it before AVATAR 2 because at least it’s a third as long.

Every person to live or ever live is a unique academic field of study and to love them is to major in trying to know them.

You can tell she’s a distinguished agriculture professor, she’s truly outstanding in her field.

They can’t believe a handful of terrorists could blow up a city’s heart unaided because it makes the world too big yet they have to pretend anything up in the stars would bother with us because the world feels so small. The madness of conspiracy cuts clean either side of the arc.