jan28 in idea barrages

Maybe The Weeknd is missing that E because Vampire Weekend bit him and sucked it out and before they were Vampir Weekend.

Werner Herzog as Gargamel in a Smurfs movie. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

The perfect cover for a martial-arts superhero would be managing one of those “fantasy sword” mall ninja shops that sells, like, Wolverine claws and Klingon Batleths and samurai katana that are all made out of pot metal and break on two swings. No one would suspect.

The Pixies’ “Hey” except instead of starting with “Hey! Been trying to meet you!” it goes “Hey! Been trying to reach you… concerning your vehicle’s extended warranty.”

A really safe gift for early in the relationship is, of course, a baby werewolf. It shows thought without putting too much pressure on commitment yet. It just says “I’ve taken a lycan to you.”

A Batman / IT crossover predicated upon the phrase “Alfred Pennywise”.

If you take the moles out of your arcade wack-a-mole machine and replace them with avocados to be less violent toward animals, you don’t even need to change the signage. The guacamole pun carries you home.

A band of rural bards and rogues in a D&D campaigns that call themselves “The Skillbillies”.