jan20 in idea barrages

If DAVE AND BUSTERS turned out to be founded by Dave Matthews and Buster Poindexter, would you be more or less likely to go to their Grown-Up Chuck E Cheese Without The Cool Robots?

Just declare that the rabbit is actually a Highlander and do a really good CHOCOLATE MILK: THE QUICKENING promotion. Easy. Money.

I still say MRS. DOUBTFIRE should’ve been called DON’T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER’S DAD.

When they kill a bike lane or a light rail line, they’re saying “we don’t want to make it easier for low-income people to get near us and infect us with The Poor Disease” & nothing else. They’re okay with buses because travel by bus is so onerous that it functions the same way.

Sometimes, my brain gets so hung up on my parody lyrics that I forget the real lyrics. Recently, I referred to the Prince song “Raspberry Beret” as “Cranberry Bidet” on reflex and sounded a lot crazier than I actually am.

Here’s the bad news: you’re not the main character and I’m not either. Here’s the good news: no one else is, either, we’re all in this together, kids.

Can’t spell “charming” without “harming”.

If you screw up time travel enough times, we could end up with a Daktari game on the Atari.