janu12 in idea barrages

  • Jan. 11, 2024, 2:33 p.m.
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  1. Frankenberry was the cereal. Dr. Frankenberry was the true monster.

  2. “Golf! Brought to you by the people who funded the 9/11 terrorist attacks!” is one of those things I never would’ve predicted but totally should’ve. Too ridiculous to even imagine. Stranger than fiction.

  3. A shirt for pregnant women that looks like a sign outside a factory that says “months since our last accident” and a little dry erase spot to write the most current number.

  4. Constantly pretend to confuse the words “trepidation” with the word “trepanation”. It starts conversations!

  5. No, it will not intrigue her if refer to your penis as a “beaver cleaver”. She’s never seen that show.

  6. All that “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” nonsense and no one ever wrote “Little Wolfmen”. An unforced error.

  7. If we live in a country where it is “reality” that Trump will never go to jail for his many many crimes, because that doesn’t happen to rich people, it’s then our job to change that. Because the law should apply equally to all.

  8. A horrifying mash-up of PBS’s ARTHUR and Dudley Moore’s ARTHUR.

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