jan10 in idea barrages

A landscaping fetish involves a lot of weed-whacking and a whole lot of edging.

I hope the person who does the medical tests for high-end brothels is called a “notary pubic”.

The fact that you carry around a travel-sized deodorant stick for mid-day touch-ups, that’ll be our little Secret.

A hip-hop act comprised entirely of cereal mascots named “A Tribe Called Quisp”.

I love that Celebrity Jeopardy is easier than Kids Jeopardy. It pleases me greatly what that admits about our culture.

It’s like an ice cream truck but for office supplies and we call it MOBILE STATIONERY.

The line “Fuck the pain away” in that one Peaches song has the same rhythm as “Down in Fraggle Rock” in the Fraggle Rock theme song. Do with this knowledge what you will. Make wonders with this knowledge. Do amazing things with this truth.

Why say “analingus with a comedy legend” when you could say “tossing Sid Caesar salad”?