nov2 in idea barrages

Today I realized that Jimmy Fallon would be a perfect partner for Batman in defeating the Joker, as what with the always laughing at nothing to begin with, he would be immune to the Joker Gas.

A Borg infestation, you say. We’ll clear that up real quick with a course of anti-bionics.

Casanova and Sherlock Holmes have to team-up to bring down The Marquis de Sade in the time-traveling buddy cop movie FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT.

If you hurt your wrists making your blade go snicker-snack too often without recovery time, that’s vorpal tunnel syndrome.

A roll of fifty wheat-pennies should be called a “loaf”.

My issue is, I’m an enthusiast. When I really believe in something, I REALLY believe in it. It’s probably good I’m not religious or in tune with the mystic, I’d probably be a zealot, I’d probably be a jerk. I believe in my friends & the power of art, I think that’s enough for me.

I could live to 120 & never learn the real difference between “cautious” & “cowardly”. Maybe there IS no difference, in the moment, what happens after defines what it would have been. Schrodinger’s Courage, Schrodinger’s Stupidity. You’ll never know which unless you open the box.

A movie about a lotion-selling pyramid scheme called WAGES OF SKIN.