So many rednecks throwing in with Russia these days, in hopes Eastern European Daddy will repress American minority groups for them, pretty soon “Hootenannies” are gonna be called “Putinannies”.
The ONLY problem with my idea for any album of like 15 Cake songs, every one of the mashed up with The Butthole Surfers’ Pepper is that BUTTHOLE CAKE isn’t that marketable a name for an album.
A technology that teleports the urine out your bladder called EZ-Piss.
NY Lotto had “all you need is a dollar and a dream”. If Utah has a lotto, they should go with “Hit it bigamy with the Utah lottery!”
If they did a baby emperor instead of baby Yoda, we could have ADVENTURES IN BABY-SITHING.
The “HOW TO SERVE MAN” realization but with Kid Cuisine teevee dinners.
Violence never teaches anything other than violence. Anything else you try to teach with violence, only the violence sticks. Our limbic systems simply don’t allow for anything else. Only positive reinforcement actually works. Anything else just creates a flinch.
Fun thing about watching early-career They Might Be Giants music videos is looking at the industrial wasteland of Billyburg Brooklyn they’re shooting in, obviously for free, and knowing that today you’d have to pay five grand a month just for a studio apartment on that land now.