august 19 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 19, 2023, 11:14 a.m.
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  1. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos as a starting point, not a logical conclusion. Moving forward to Molten Cheetos. Sublimating Directly From Solid To Gas Cheetos. Plasma-State Cheetos.

  2. History is full of amazing band names. The pretenders to the throne in early 1600s Russia provide you with the ASTONISHINGLY GOOD name “The False Dmitries” for example.

  3. A more laid back early rock and roll tune “Johnny B. Adequate”.

  4. If a religious organization received the absurdly gracious benefit of tax exemption, how does it also get the benefit of bankruptcy protection, while radical judges won’t even allow working people their predatory student loans forgiven? Sell a few art treasures or castles, Pope, you can spare ‘em. Anyway, bankruptcy protection? Really? Catholic dioceses should have to carry their financial responsibilities to term. They’re so big on forcing women to do stuff like that, right?

  5. Your physics porn name is Enrico Firmly.

  6. There are two writers in you. One wants to write the song of the lonely soul. The other wants to write a Sting parody called “Message In A Butthole”. For the love of God, feed the second one. That first one is a real melodramatic dick.

  7. Spending thousands of dollars on cans of tomato soup just in case you might someday be sprayed is known as the Skunk Cost Fallacy.

  8. What doesn’t kill you only leaves you with a maladaptive flinch that will make you treat every situation like it’s deadly, robbing you of your joy.

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