july 18 in idea barrages

A parody of NIN’s “Star----ers Inc.” about Rust Monsters.

A movie about Sir Mix-A-Lot crossing paths with a group of Amish testing if they want to live in the modern world and it’s called “Rumpspringa”.

You will cover Beatles songs in the style of 70s soft jazz fusion “yacht-rock” and you will call yourself The Boatles.

Okay, but if you’re GOING to open a music store focusing on classical music, at least call it “THE SUITE SPOT”.

There’s probably a REALLY good prank in mixing up some hot sugar and baked beans, letting it cool on a silicone mat, breaking it up and telling your friends that it’s peanut brittle. High effort but high reward.

Just around the corner from Hell’s kitchen, in the adjoining loo, is Baphomet’s bathmat.

Soy un toreador, it’s a bull fight, baby, they’ll probably kill me / Soy un toreador, it’s a bull fight, baby, they’ll probably kill me

You find and return the dog from the missing poster. “Cash Reward” turns out to be a bunch of Johnny Cash records. You’re confused but not disappointed.