may 31 in idea barrages

  • May 30, 2023, 7:02 p.m.
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  1. Gotta ask ‘em all, Porque-mon!

  2. Lil Wayne implies the existence of the kaiju Giant Wayne, his best friend and protector.

  3. If you really need to yell something because you smashed your toe into the door but can’t swear because, I dunno, the pope is over for dinner, “PILLSBURY CRESCENT ROLL!” is a great curse replacement.

  4. It’d be kinda great to have a metal band called “Unreadable Font” and then have the logo be in that unreadable metal font.

  5. A movie about a modestly-successful realtor who wishes he could be a filmmaker (but is deeply incompetent at it) who gains access to a really amazing house until it sells & tries to use it to shoot an independent film in before it sells. I don’t know why I like this idea so much.

  6. Easter eggs are dyed for our sins.

  7. For all the things to miss about New York City, sometimes it’s most of all, those weird light-orange-and-beige seats in some subway cars that make you feel like you’re riding to the Creamsicle Factory. Like you found a golden ticket and you’re going to visit Willy Sicle.

  8. Did the daughter in The Incredibles ever take on the superhero name of The Invisigoth? I mean, it’s right there.

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