ap 19 in idea barrages

  • April 18, 2023, 7 p.m.
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  1. Still don’t understand how 83% of youtube power couples are a good-looking-but-socioemotionally-stunted woman & a barely-closeted twink just along for the fame ride/maybe because he wants to have kids. I’m not judging, if it works for them, it works for them, I just wanna know.

  2. Does ClickHole have a wiki called Clickypedia? And wouldn’t the fake information on Clickypedia have as good a chance of being accidentally true as anything on Wikipedia does? Wikipedia’s 83% pranks and 17% fringe agendas these days.

  3. Starbucks is just “Suckbrats” spelled sideways.

  4. Translating old religious texts for modern metaphors is fun. “Now we see things, as in a cell-pic blurry, in the promised time, we will selfie face-to-face. Now I see through a filter, then with my real eyes, as with real eyes I will be seen.”

  5. You raise a generation on THE VELVETEEN RABBIT, the next on THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER, the next one on TOY STORY then you call us all a bunch of hoarders who can’t throw anything out. You’re the ones who told us every trinket has a soul, my dudes.

  6. A pot shop in Rome NY near the Stanwix National Monument called “Fort Twenny”. You won’t do it, you cowards, but you know I’m right.

  7. I’m not into auto racing myself but I have great empathy for its performers. Like writing or singing or photography, it’s another skill where because most people can do it with bare adequacy, everyone thinks it must be pretty easy to be really good at. And like, no.

  8. There are not enough jokes about the Indigo Girls being mashed-up with Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride, by the way. Get on that, internet.

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