apr 15 in idea barrages

  • April 14, 2023, 9:59 p.m.
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  1. Kleenex really brings people together. It’s a connective tissue.

  2. I just realized that they could’a called 21 JUMP STREET “TALES FROM THE NARC SIDE”.

  3. Writing can’t be a bloodletting, because eventually you’ll just bleed out. An exorcism, though? Maybe writing can be an exorcism, if you totally commit to the notion.

  4. Why say “cancelled” when we can say “fame broiled”?

  5. If you tell people who love Jimmy Buffett that you “love his Pina Coladas song”, it turns them like a DND Cleric turns undead.

  6. Start a Williamsburg themed restaurant called Hipsterbees with the slogan “Eatin’ Weird Off The Neighbor’s Beard”. Lotta Mumford and Son themed drinks at the bar.

  7. You know you heard the lyrics “I put my hand upon your hips then your dick, my dick, your dick”. We all heard it.

  8. If a couple into BDSM horseplay gets married, are they committing to the bit?

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