mar 11 in idea barrages

  • March 10, 2023, 8:44 p.m.
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  1. Cocoa Puffs, part of a mentally imbalanced breakfast!

  2. “As If Editorial Consultants: Service with a Simile!”

  3. A goth Marilyn Monroe burlesque dance / drag act / parody song called “Demons Are A Girl’s Best Friend”.

  4. They paved paradise & put in a parking lot but we never knew paradise. It’s where we parked to buy Xmas presents as kids, where on empty nights, parents taught us to drive. We loved that lot & when they ripped it up to build an Amazon Distribution Centre, something too was lost.

  5. Guys. Guys guys guys. GUYS! Listen! I just realized that James Corden is the evil equal opposite of Jim Gaffigan. Like, Jim Gaffigan in the evil Star Trek mirror-universe? That’s James Corden.

  6. Is the Pringles “once you pop, you don’t stop” jingle technically of the chiptune genre?

  7. I had a vision of a mash-up of Modern English’s “I Melt With You” and Dinosaur Jr’s “Feel The Pain” and it was really really rad.

  8. The host of The Pioneer Woman cooking show blurs together in my mind with like four or five different country singers. Intellectually, I understand they are different people but functionally, they all just go into the same slot in my brains and meld together.

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