New Foobs in The Stuff That's Not Interesting But Is The Most Interesting Stuff I'll Write

  • Oct. 28, 2022, 3:25 a.m.
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I’ve been really disconnected from music these last couple of months, but something funny happened. In West Hollywood, FUBAR closed. The Foobs (as we called it) was where I spent most of my time in LA as a wayward youth, and there was a hug outpouring of grief; it was as if someone real had died instead of just a business closing. Of course, the truth is that FUBAR closed early in 2020 at the beginning of the pandemic, it just never reopened and was finally confirmed DOA.

The night that it closed, I resolved myself. I had stumbled upon a bar here in Bangkok called FUBAR (by the way, if you’re wondering, it’s an acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Repair), but I was pretty sure it would bear little resemblance to WeHo FUBAR. I was doubtful that there would be the raunchiest go-go dancers in the city or a big dick contest (I won it three times in WeHo), but that night I was just sad enough to try to figure out what the new FUBAR was.

It was actually wonderful. It’s a live music venue that is at least 10 times larger than the West Hollywood FUBAR and it’s not far from Khao San Road, which means it’s friendly to tourists but because of the rock music aspect, they don’t overwhelm the entire experience like they do at some of the establishments on the boulevard.

There, as I listened to the music, I realized that I love rock music more than almost anything. So I started listening to it again and I remembered some really great music. I haven’t listened to any music in months, but I dug out my headphones and found myself back into a groove.

Sleepy-Eyed John October 28, 2022

How big is your dick?

I've recently read about Khao San Road. Can you tell me what the deal with it is?

~Octopussy~ Sleepy-Eyed John ⋅ October 28, 2022

I've you've ever been to New Orleans, it's basically Bourbon Street in Asia. It's where backpackers go to plan their excursions throughout Asia but has enough decent nightlife that local Thais will go and hang out there, too. (Although I've learned to show my resident permit so I get the Thai price and not the tourist price)

As for the first part of your comment, it's big enough to win a prize haha

Sleepy-Eyed John ~Octopussy~ ⋅ October 28, 2022

Right. Hmmmm.

Okay. Did you like whip it out and make it hard in front of a crowd?

~Octopussy~ Sleepy-Eyed John ⋅ October 28, 2022

No, contestants went to the back dressing room for the go-go boys where they had porn (to get you going) and a photographer who printed the picture out and hung it on a clothesline that stretched across the bar.

Sleepy-Eyed John ~Octopussy~ ⋅ October 28, 2022 (edited October 28, 2022)


Hmmmm. That's fairly reasonable. So nobody was like hey so n' so's dick is big? Unless of course you told people, like "that's me!"

~Octopussy~ Sleepy-Eyed John ⋅ October 28, 2022

Well, the winners get brought up on stage to accept the prizes. At one point I had the picture framed and ahem hung in my master bathroom haha

I became popular after that!

Sleepy-Eyed John ~Octopussy~ ⋅ October 28, 2022

Haha that's awesome!

Sleepy-Eyed John ~Octopussy~ ⋅ October 28, 2022

What prize did you win?

~Octopussy~ Sleepy-Eyed John ⋅ October 28, 2022

$100 to the local sex shop.

Sleepy-Eyed John ~Octopussy~ ⋅ October 28, 2022

That's not bad. I assume that was a nice chunk of change based on what I figure for your age.

Fawkes Gal October 28, 2022

Three time winner of a Big Dick competition is an amazing and hysterical legacy to have.

KissOfLife! November 03, 2022

I'm surprised to hear you haven't been listening to music.
That place sounds awesome.
I wish we had big dick comps here haha.

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