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Sadly, “Watching The Detectives” didn’t start a trend of true-crime shows with reggae-inflected theme-songs because “No Body, No Crime” would’ve been pretty fun.

You can tell her heart isn’t in making blankets any more. She’s totally quiet-quilting.

You don’t need to rig up the dog to make it look like he’s dunking these days, you can do it all with CGI. Wireless Air Buds.

Sparking someone else’s bowl is really just grasslighting.

A man must crossdress to get a role in a Facts of Life reboot and the whole thing is called TOOTIE.

A Muppet Babies version of the Trump junta called “The Traitor Tots”.

Yeah, I’m ill. Inter Library Loaning.

“Pop Quizzes” might be a slightly awkward phrase for “short-length exams” but it works a lot better than the original pitch “Testicles”.