sept 24 in idea barrages

  • Sept. 23, 2022, 11:41 p.m.
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  1. When wrestling had Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and Jesse “The Body” Ventura, at best, at very best, I could’a been “The Limbic System”.

  2. If you’re mostly a martial character but you pick up a little bit of magic here & there, one level of Cleric mostly for the defensive proficiencies, Fey Touched feat just to be able to teleport a bit, Magic Initiate Wizard for a familiar, you’re an abracadabbler.

  3. The trouble with mass delusion is that if it becomes mass enough, it stops being a delusion and simply becomes history.

  4. UNPOPULAR OPINION: if Kubrick one night decided to leave a bunch of things suggesting he helped fake the moon landing in THE SHINING just to mess with people, that’s 10,000 times more interesting than if he actually had.

  5. A sex toy manufacturer called Genital Motors.

  6. Never confuse optimism with hope. Optimism is the entitled belief that everything will just work out because you’re blessed Hope is being terrified that everything could indeed collapse but using that terror to work toward the best anyway. Optimism presumes. Hope fights.

  7. A head-canon where instead of having the full-legal names “Minerva and Michael Mouse” they are instead named Minneapolis and Michard.

  8. The only thing tackier, sappier, more manipulative, more unsubtle, more crass than having Egon show up in the end as a CGI ghost would’ve been a sequel where he helps them battle a leprechaun titled “Ghostbusters 5: The Boston Spengler”.

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