sep 12 in idea barrages

  • Sept. 15, 2022, 2:40 a.m.
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  1. Build a loxodon barbarian in 5e and call it “Conan The Babarian”.

  2. Decades later I realized CROCODILE DUNDEE had a scene with a bidet in it but they missed the trick of the obvious line “B’det, mate!” Unless I’m misremembering and there was no bidet and my child self liked the pun idea so much it constructed the scene. Wouldn’t put that past me.

  3. Trent Reznor never specified which SORT of animal in those lyrics, though. Ankylosaurus? I could see getting closer to God by making love to you like an ankylosaurus.

  4. Delicious Indian flatbread that you can see but the characters are unaware of is naan-diagetic.

  5. I GET KNOCKED DOWN! AND SO I LAY RIGHT THERE! SOMETHING ELSE WOULD JUST KNOCK ME BACK DOWN! I GET KNOCKED DOWN! AND SO I LAY RIGHT THERE! SOMETHING ELSE WOULD JUST KNOCK ME BACK DOWN!

  6. You can’t hear that aged sorceress, whispering in the woods, beckoning people to come join her magic circle? What are you, crone-deaf?

  7. All I’m saying is, the tagline for “AIR BLOOD” would have to be “Ain’t No Rule That Says A Dog Can’t Be A Vampire”.

  8. You’re reading too much into that vintage Popeye strip. Sometimes a Segar is just a Segar.


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