aug 18 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 20, 2022, 8:35 p.m.
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  1. Hot dog eating contests cause gastro-intentional damage.

  2. I finally realized what Pete Davidson looks like. He looks like the guy you see getting arrested outside an Insane Clown Posse show for trying to sell meth, but it turns out it’s not even meth, it’s rock candy.

  3. Monkey research often generates a Rhesus thesis.

  4. ODIE AND GARFUNKLE

  5. Why did they call baby Jedi “younglings” when they could’ve called them “minichlorians”?

  6. “I PLEAD THE FIFTH”, pleaded the filth.

  7. “End-of-Life Callgirl Services - we put the SPICE in hospice!”

  8. When Teethguy gave Teethlady that necklace in “Pretty Woman” that was a pretty open and shut case.


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