july 3 in idea barrages

A story about a warlock making a deal with an aquatic eldritch horror called PACT TO THE GILLS.

“For you, Nermal,” Garfield said, Nermal’s knife holding unsteadily at Garfield’s throat, “the day I sent you to Abu Dhabi was the very worst day of your life. For me, it was a Monday.” Garfield paused, unafraid but weary then continued. “I hate Mondays.”

Not enough people would get both D&D and King Crimson references for my “Pact Boons” parody. Might haft stick with “Pat Boone”.

Whenever someone refers to their “man cave”, ask him “…you mean, your butthole?” It’s fun!

Tolkien was here to do two things, lament the horrors of World War One and make up languages… and he was all outta languages.

I think Ollie The Dog wants to watch Star Trek The Next Generation. He just keeps saying “WORF!” “WORF WORF WORF!”

The perfect kilogram in Paris is huge, it is an ABSOLUTE UNIT.

An album of traditional alpine covers of Beck called YODELAY.